Pujols is a god d*mn Beast!

Good god.

I love that his name is "The Machine" because his english is so broken. But without a doubt, I think he's amazing. I really hope his name isn't on the list that A-Rod's on. That gives us true hope comparing to the Pujols and McGuire era.

The Machine gets it done and is a good man. That's ultimately what true American Baseball Culture is about.